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decided to move those reviews over here. Hopefully you'll enjoy and they
can reach a larger audience. Or not. Whatever. But this was my brain
before the pandemic broke it. Or fixed it? I dunno.)
Let me get this out of the way before we start. Fuck Necro Butcher and everything he believes in. He’s a piece of shit, and I mean that. It's the major downfall of enjoying wrestling -- especially reviewing old wrestling -- that there's so many truly awful people spread throughout it's history.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s watch these
two FUCK shit up in the ECW Arena. Prazak, Punk and Eddie Kingston on the call.
This is going to be a delight.
I know this match has been reviewed to death. But as you can
tell from my reviews, I’m trying to stick with shit that I’ve simply never
seen, and this is something I’ve always wanted to watch.
FUCK YEAH.
Crowd is super hot. Joe with an early enziguri off the ropes sequence with a tope to follow up, AS RAW ROLLS ON~
Crowd is super hot. Joe with an early enziguri off the ropes sequence with a tope to follow up, AS RAW ROLLS ON~
We’re less than a minute in and they’re already brawling in
the crowd. Necro headbutts Joe and busts himself open which is fantastic. Necro
becomes enraged and forces Joe into a seat and just starts throwing chairs at
him repeatedly.
JESUS. Completely shorted the power slam and it ended up
being an accidental brainbuster of sorts. This is probably the moment Necro
went Alt Right.
Oh. Oh my.
Joe goes for a pin in the ring for a 2. Necro makes a
comeback, booting Joe to the floor. Necros in control after tossing Joe into
the guard rail.
Prazak comments that Ian Rotten browses the internet
wrestling community’s fantasy booker sections and that’s how he came up with
this. Punk says he was probably just high as a kite.
It was probably both.
JESUS CHRIST. There is blood EVERYWHERE.
AND NOW A STIFF
CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD TO FOLLOW UP MY GOD.
Back in the ring, Joe’s got this sick satisfaction on his
face. He sets the guard rail up across the middle ropes in one corner and
POWERBOMBS NECRO WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD CLIPPING THE RAIL.
Joe is beyond frustrated and gets Necro up to start
paintbrushing him in the corner. Necro fights back though and this crowd is
EATING IT UP. Joe absorbs and blocks all of Necro’s shots, AND THEN GOES ON THE
BEST TEAR OF STRIKES I’VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME!
Joe puts his foot
on Necro in the conquering pose, BUT NECRO KICKS OUT AT 2!
Joe calls for the chair from the floor, sets it up, AND NOW
A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR! But that only gets ANOTHER TWO COUNT!
Necro is bleeding profusely, it actually made my stomach
turn. He goes to get up, and as he’s keeled over, Joe connects with a VICIOUS
side kick to the head. Necro is down and it doesn’t look good. Bryce Remsburg
starts the count, Necro’s trying everything to get back to his feet and Joe
just stands in the corner.
Necro gets to the ropes and starts to pull himself up right
around 9, but collapses before he can fully stand as you see above, and
Remsburg counts 10, and signals for the bell.
Joe celebrates, but Necro regains consciousness after a minute or so and goes after Joe, punching away. Security breaks it up as Joe heads to the back. Necro is pissed and yelling at Remsburg for calling the match.
I could’ve watched this for another 10
minutes. I did feel a bit robbed when I realized it was the end. I was for sure
thinking Ian was coming out to restart the match. But in retrospect, they did
so much insane, great shit in a short amount of time that I don’t think there
was much else they could do before it started to become borderline
unbelievable. Awesome visuals, down right gory at points, and being in the ECW
Arena made this even cooler to me, as a mutant.
Joe celebrates, but Necro regains consciousness after a minute or so and goes after Joe, punching away. Security breaks it up as Joe heads to the back. Necro is pissed and yelling at Remsburg for calling the match.
Ian Rotten, my spiritual kin, comes out and thanks
everyone for attending IWA:MS’s first show in Philadelphia. This is apparently
a double card with a CZW show coming on in a bit, which in this era, sounds
like a fucking blast. He says IWA:MS will book the Joe/Necro rematch. No idea
if this ever happened.
They then pretty much replay the entire match, some parts of
it twice.
MATCH RATING: ****
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